Joe the Ordinary Guy

From now on, Every time I have an oridinary problem (to prove that I am a nerd who is extremely nerdish at everything I do) I shall summon Joe the Ordinary Guy and all my problems will vanish when I send him to fight them!

This week's problem:

I summon Joe: To fight off bottom-of-the-bottle flatness from the choice of this week's drink, Cola! Done!

If you want to loan Joe, be my guest. Know what to do, right-click and Save as Image.. then he will be at your disposal to fight stuff away!