Perfect (actually the rest are better than the first):
(What is wrong, parts: 1.Everything 2. The audience is expected to accept too many things that we are and are not told)
The rest:
Part 2/9
(3. The Plot 4. Love and marriage 5. Send in the clones)
Part 3/9
(6. Bright lights, dumb city)
Part 4/9
(7. Tell me you love me)
Part 5/9
Part 6/9
(8. Why is Samuel L. Jackson in Star Wars movie?)
Part 7/9
(9. George Lucas ruins the light saber and the force all in one scene)
Part 8/9
(10. The dissolution of tension: bigger is not always betterer 11. Big dumb ending)
Part 9/9
(12. Oh, George)
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Why I rather don't watch Oscars
However, I was pleased to notice the day after that Waltz & Jeff had been given the award.
Monday, February 8, 2010
Spartacus: Blood and Sand and Abs and..

It's so ridiculously silly. You've got blood. Slo-motion fights. Then Abs. Then Boobs. Then Sex and..


then some More! and..

then some MORE! and..

then some MORE! and..

then, EVEN MORE!! *whip* It never ends.
It works.
So silly, so ridiculously silly. Mushy brains. Very mushy.
To read an actual (but hilarious) review, go for >>
Spartacus: Blood and Sand - Adventures in Pay-Cable Skirt Fights
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
The Usefulness of Styrofoam Heads - cheap Special Effects

Cut the long story short I had an epiphany today about styrofoam heads. They are cheap!
What can you do with them?
1. Fake heads
2. Masks (see picture below)
3. And of course, this (from instructibles)
How to do..?
1. Fake Heads
- buy a styrofoam head from a shop and colour it
2. Masks
- make papermass/pulp/papier-mâché (very cheap, only adhesive will pay) to build contours

The Above Head
(Brian Penikas, the Creeps head in the making)
Of course, the above head is a bit advanced and not made from pulp, obviously. But pulp molds well and can be coloured easily so it's not a bad choice at all for zero budget productions!
Have fun!
Friday, December 25, 2009
Saw VI ( ..review of Saw movies continued)
In 2008 I did a Quick Review of Saw Movies so far.
And what I wrote after reviewing part V was...
"However, when they make yet another version, I do hope that
1) the plot is well thought of
2) they end the series there.
3) they don't make Jigsaw's former wife the new Jigsaw because that would be the ultimate lame thing to do (unless its extra-super-hyper-extremely-well scripted which I'd doubt)"
So ...

Saw VI
The script was recycled. They did make Jigsaw's former wife to be one of the people responsible for the kills and they didn't end the series there.
Now prediction for the future Saws:
1. They'll bring Jigsaw back for sure at some stage
2. They'll most likely bring Amanda back as well and
3. They'll propably will 'kill' (as in 'try to kill but she manages to survive') Jigsaw's wife in the next Saw
And what I wrote after reviewing part V was...
"However, when they make yet another version, I do hope that
1) the plot is well thought of
2) they end the series there.
3) they don't make Jigsaw's former wife the new Jigsaw because that would be the ultimate lame thing to do (unless its extra-super-hyper-extremely-well scripted which I'd doubt)"
So ...

Saw VI
The script was recycled. They did make Jigsaw's former wife to be one of the people responsible for the kills and they didn't end the series there.
Now prediction for the future Saws:
1. They'll bring Jigsaw back for sure at some stage
2. They'll most likely bring Amanda back as well and
3. They'll propably will 'kill' (as in 'try to kill but she manages to survive') Jigsaw's wife in the next Saw
Friday, December 4, 2009
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